"Castro Laboreiro"

Ok, I know this blog is about me, and I really like talking about myself, but sometimes I have to talk about my family, otherwise they would get mad. This is my cousin Abaruna. She lives in Rio de Janeiro with my uncle. Everybody says she's so smart and cool...Whatever... She is definitely not as cute as I am. She looks big! Do you think she'll eat me if I steal her treats? Do you think she'll eat me if I pee on myself when I meet her? Oh boy! You think she'll be nice to me??Abaruna, I'm excited to meet you. Oh and I think you're kind of pretty, because you're black like me. See you!

The Inner Game of Squeaky

My grandmother brought me a tennis ball with a squeaky noise today. I love tennis balls. They are my favorite game. They bounce really high, they are fun to chase, they take a whole day to destroy, and they are squeaky! Some of the other toys are boring because they only last twenty minutes, and kaput! Useless! no more squeaky noises. Ridiculous! Everything should have squeaky noises that last forever! oh geeeez! I love squeaky noise so much! hehehe Alright I gotta go play! see you later!

REM

Yawnnnnnn!!!!!!! I'm tired. goodnight!

Long-Nose and No-Nose

This is my cousin Lila. She's small and black like me. Except her nose
is a lot longer. We play all the time when my parents take me to visit
her in Miami. I sometimes try to kill her, but that is because I want
her treats. Maybe if she didn't exist, I would get double the amount
of treats, and that's a great reason to murder her. I guess I would
feel kind of bad, because my grandma really likes her. But maybe she
won't even notice! Hmmmmmmm........

Alaiatopia

Good morning! This is the happiest place on earth! Except for maybe the treat store.

The Velvet Ground Treats

Oh my god!!! Oh my god!!!! That's Lou Reed and his dog! My dad is soooooo excited and making me pose a hundred different ways so I can be in the picture with him.

ps. Who's Lou Reed??? He must own the treat store on Charles street because Dad seems to be so excited...

Alaia vs Diego Maradona 2010

My dad and I played soccer in the park today. I'm a lot better than he is. He always tries to kick the ball into some net far away. I just get the ball, and chew on it.

My Happy Incontinence

My neighborhood friend peter the pug!!! I peed on myself when I saw him. I pee on myself every time I see a dog that I like. Oh geez I love to play!!! hehehe

The Smoking Gun

Today I got arrested for peeing on the Richard Meier building. This is my mug shot. It was fun...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/index.html

Rock and Roll Weej

I'm six weeks old here. I come from a breeder in Pennsylvania. Her name is Rock and Roll French Bulldogs. I guess my mom got me there because my dad sings Rock and Roll. I'm the runt.

My French Roots

I hate the water!!!! get me out!!!!! arghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! heck get me out of here I tell you!! I will piss everywhere if you don't!!! On your bed and your head!

Dingleberry

Today was fabulous day! After eating a whole can of food, my dad and I went to the river to meet my mom. I think it was really nice out because I saw a bunch of other dogs and people. I really enjoyed looking at the water in the river, but I don't like to go inside. Some of the other stupid dogs like to swim, but I would rather eat and sit in the sun. Why would anybody want to get cold and wet? I just hate the water! The funnest part of today was hanging out with my dad. He's the best in the world. When we got home he fed me my favorite canned food, topped with 3 mini bone treats. Sometimes I'm really "a good girl" and I don't even know it!

Sniffs, licks, farts, squishes.

Oh, I also had a dingle berry and everybody laughed. I guess they are funny....

Little Bundle of Food?

I took a nap with my mom today. She takes a lot of naps lately. It must be because she got so fat. Her stomach is really big. I like taking naps next to her and putting my head on her belly. There is something in there that tries to move around. Maybe it's all the food she's eating.

Oh wait! hmmmmmmm.......... I think I've just figured something out!! My parents keep telling me I'm getting a little sister! I think my mom might be storing all that food for her?? I'm confused... either way, I'm excited to get a sister. I don't think she'll be as cute as me though...