Alaia Phone Home

Sometimes I feel like nobody understands me. All I want are treats. Is that so much to ask for?? I have to go talk to my friends, the flowers... See you later...

Big Girls Don't Cry

Hi Everybody... Sorry I was gone for so long. I needed some time so I could reflect on my behavior. I've been peeing on the rug a lot, and everybody yells at me all the time. I don't really care that they yell at me, as long as I get to sleep in the bed and I get to jump on the couch. But for the last few days, I haven't been allowed to do either! It makes me so sad and I want to cry! You think if I stop being bad, Ill get to sleep on the bed again???

Wrinkles of Love

Hi, these are my friends. Harrison is the handsome cream Frenchie, and Olivia is the English Bulldog. Harrison and I bite each other's faces, snort and drool on each other, roll around the dirty street, lick the icing on the sidewalk from someone's Magnolia cupcake, and have the time of our lives together. Olivia is always too tired and she just hangs.

Frankly, I think Harrison is the most beautiful dog on the block. He's so cute!!!!! I think I'm in love.

Thank Heaven for Little Girls

I went for a walk this morning with Dad. On our way to the river, he went to get a coffee and bagel at the store. I convinced a naive 4 year old girl to give me bite of her scone, and just as I managed to steal the whole thing out of her hand, she started screaming. I'm not sure what I did wrong, but everybody yelled at me... Well, whatever... I ate a scone. It was good... I really hope my new little sister will be just as stupid. that will be great! Now Dad, and I are sunbathing at the river. This is the life!!!!

Frankfurters and the City

This is my German lady friend Spinderella and I. We just finished breakfast with our moms. It was great! We sat watching them eat for an hour and waited for our crumbs of croissant. All worth the wait! Then we found some remnants of rat poison under the table. That stuff is yummy! Plenty of it in the west village but my mom never lets me eat it.

After breakfast we posed for a picture on the the steps of the Sex and
City house. I don't know what the big deal is, but there are always a
bunch of silly girls posing in those steps. I feel stupid.... I think
Spinderella does too! I think our moms might be mocking us.

Scenthound

Going on a car ride! Going on a car ride! Going on a car ride! Oh geez! How I love driving through the wind! all the different smells and the tickles inside my ears, and... Pizza! do I smell Pizza? oh wait no now I smell steak. Oh wait! now I smell peepee! and another Frenchie! should I jump? oh boy!!!!!! this is just to much!!!!!!!!!

I'm a Good Girl!

Most important rules for being a good girl....Be friendly. Always be nice to your friends and your family. Don't gossip and say bad things about people behind their backs, and go peepee outside.

Cribs, Cradles, and Crates

My parents have been making me sleep in a crate for the last few days because I pee in the house in the middle of the night. When I'm in the crate, I have no room to pee, so I wait until the morning to go outside. I guess it's not that bad because they are going to make my new little sister sleep in a crate too. Hers is a little bigger. Maybe this big white crate is for the both of us??? hmmmmm......

Gulo Gulo

Today was a beautiful day in the West Village. I went for lunch with my parents, and their friend Hope. Her son is named Wooly (short for Wolverine). We are both about the same size, and brindle, but I think that underneath all that hair he's actually a lot smaller than me. He's really, really cute, but I'm cuter. We went to a restaurant near the house, my dad fought with the lady because she had a table reserved for Calvin Klein and his young male friend, and she wouldn't let us sit. Who is Calvin Klein anyway? Why does he get to sit before we do? He must own the other treat store on Bleecker. Whatever... after we all sat down, Wooly and I had a great time ignoring each other, eating bits and crumbs from the table, and waiting for the little pieces of smoked salmon to be thrown down to us. ohh geez! It was awesome!

AKC in NYC

Another great day! I saw a bunch of different friends. Peter the Pug, Henry the Welsch Corgi, Coco the mean Poodle. I also ate some cigarette butts, chewed on some sticks, chased some dirty napkins, peed on the entrance of Ralph Lauren, and now I'm just sunbathing. This is what I call a perfect day! That is... once I get my dinner and my mini bone treats. Hehehe

"Castro Laboreiro"

Ok, I know this blog is about me, and I really like talking about myself, but sometimes I have to talk about my family, otherwise they would get mad. This is my cousin Abaruna. She lives in Rio de Janeiro with my uncle. Everybody says she's so smart and cool...Whatever... She is definitely not as cute as I am. She looks big! Do you think she'll eat me if I steal her treats? Do you think she'll eat me if I pee on myself when I meet her? Oh boy! You think she'll be nice to me??Abaruna, I'm excited to meet you. Oh and I think you're kind of pretty, because you're black like me. See you!

The Inner Game of Squeaky

My grandmother brought me a tennis ball with a squeaky noise today. I love tennis balls. They are my favorite game. They bounce really high, they are fun to chase, they take a whole day to destroy, and they are squeaky! Some of the other toys are boring because they only last twenty minutes, and kaput! Useless! no more squeaky noises. Ridiculous! Everything should have squeaky noises that last forever! oh geeeez! I love squeaky noise so much! hehehe Alright I gotta go play! see you later!

REM

Yawnnnnnn!!!!!!! I'm tired. goodnight!

Long-Nose and No-Nose

This is my cousin Lila. She's small and black like me. Except her nose
is a lot longer. We play all the time when my parents take me to visit
her in Miami. I sometimes try to kill her, but that is because I want
her treats. Maybe if she didn't exist, I would get double the amount
of treats, and that's a great reason to murder her. I guess I would
feel kind of bad, because my grandma really likes her. But maybe she
won't even notice! Hmmmmmmm........

Alaiatopia

Good morning! This is the happiest place on earth! Except for maybe the treat store.

The Velvet Ground Treats

Oh my god!!! Oh my god!!!! That's Lou Reed and his dog! My dad is soooooo excited and making me pose a hundred different ways so I can be in the picture with him.

ps. Who's Lou Reed??? He must own the treat store on Charles street because Dad seems to be so excited...

Alaia vs Diego Maradona 2010

My dad and I played soccer in the park today. I'm a lot better than he is. He always tries to kick the ball into some net far away. I just get the ball, and chew on it.

My Happy Incontinence

My neighborhood friend peter the pug!!! I peed on myself when I saw him. I pee on myself every time I see a dog that I like. Oh geez I love to play!!! hehehe

The Smoking Gun

Today I got arrested for peeing on the Richard Meier building. This is my mug shot. It was fun...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/index.html

Rock and Roll Weej

I'm six weeks old here. I come from a breeder in Pennsylvania. Her name is Rock and Roll French Bulldogs. I guess my mom got me there because my dad sings Rock and Roll. I'm the runt.

My French Roots

I hate the water!!!! get me out!!!!! arghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! heck get me out of here I tell you!! I will piss everywhere if you don't!!! On your bed and your head!

Dingleberry

Today was fabulous day! After eating a whole can of food, my dad and I went to the river to meet my mom. I think it was really nice out because I saw a bunch of other dogs and people. I really enjoyed looking at the water in the river, but I don't like to go inside. Some of the other stupid dogs like to swim, but I would rather eat and sit in the sun. Why would anybody want to get cold and wet? I just hate the water! The funnest part of today was hanging out with my dad. He's the best in the world. When we got home he fed me my favorite canned food, topped with 3 mini bone treats. Sometimes I'm really "a good girl" and I don't even know it!

Sniffs, licks, farts, squishes.

Oh, I also had a dingle berry and everybody laughed. I guess they are funny....

Little Bundle of Food?

I took a nap with my mom today. She takes a lot of naps lately. It must be because she got so fat. Her stomach is really big. I like taking naps next to her and putting my head on her belly. There is something in there that tries to move around. Maybe it's all the food she's eating.

Oh wait! hmmmmmmm.......... I think I've just figured something out!! My parents keep telling me I'm getting a little sister! I think my mom might be storing all that food for her?? I'm confused... either way, I'm excited to get a sister. I don't think she'll be as cute as me though...