Long-Nose and No-Nose

This is my cousin Lila. She's small and black like me. Except her nose
is a lot longer. We play all the time when my parents take me to visit
her in Miami. I sometimes try to kill her, but that is because I want
her treats. Maybe if she didn't exist, I would get double the amount
of treats, and that's a great reason to murder her. I guess I would
feel kind of bad, because my grandma really likes her. But maybe she
won't even notice! Hmmmmmmm........