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Sometimes I feel like nobody understands me. All I want are treats. Is that so much to ask for?? I have to go talk to my friends, the flowers... See you later...

Big Girls Don't Cry

Hi Everybody... Sorry I was gone for so long. I needed some time so I could reflect on my behavior. I've been peeing on the rug a lot, and everybody yells at me all the time. I don't really care that they yell at me, as long as I get to sleep in the bed and I get to jump on the couch. But for the last few days, I haven't been allowed to do either! It makes me so sad and I want to cry! You think if I stop being bad, Ill get to sleep on the bed again???

Wrinkles of Love

Hi, these are my friends. Harrison is the handsome cream Frenchie, and Olivia is the English Bulldog. Harrison and I bite each other's faces, snort and drool on each other, roll around the dirty street, lick the icing on the sidewalk from someone's Magnolia cupcake, and have the time of our lives together. Olivia is always too tired and she just hangs.

Frankly, I think Harrison is the most beautiful dog on the block. He's so cute!!!!! I think I'm in love.

Thank Heaven for Little Girls

I went for a walk this morning with Dad. On our way to the river, he went to get a coffee and bagel at the store. I convinced a naive 4 year old girl to give me bite of her scone, and just as I managed to steal the whole thing out of her hand, she started screaming. I'm not sure what I did wrong, but everybody yelled at me... Well, whatever... I ate a scone. It was good... I really hope my new little sister will be just as stupid. that will be great! Now Dad, and I are sunbathing at the river. This is the life!!!!

Frankfurters and the City

This is my German lady friend Spinderella and I. We just finished breakfast with our moms. It was great! We sat watching them eat for an hour and waited for our crumbs of croissant. All worth the wait! Then we found some remnants of rat poison under the table. That stuff is yummy! Plenty of it in the west village but my mom never lets me eat it.

After breakfast we posed for a picture on the the steps of the Sex and
City house. I don't know what the big deal is, but there are always a
bunch of silly girls posing in those steps. I feel stupid.... I think
Spinderella does too! I think our moms might be mocking us.

Scenthound

Going on a car ride! Going on a car ride! Going on a car ride! Oh geez! How I love driving through the wind! all the different smells and the tickles inside my ears, and... Pizza! do I smell Pizza? oh wait no now I smell steak. Oh wait! now I smell peepee! and another Frenchie! should I jump? oh boy!!!!!! this is just to much!!!!!!!!!

I'm a Good Girl!

Most important rules for being a good girl....Be friendly. Always be nice to your friends and your family. Don't gossip and say bad things about people behind their backs, and go peepee outside.

Cribs, Cradles, and Crates

My parents have been making me sleep in a crate for the last few days because I pee in the house in the middle of the night. When I'm in the crate, I have no room to pee, so I wait until the morning to go outside. I guess it's not that bad because they are going to make my new little sister sleep in a crate too. Hers is a little bigger. Maybe this big white crate is for the both of us??? hmmmmm......

Gulo Gulo

Today was a beautiful day in the West Village. I went for lunch with my parents, and their friend Hope. Her son is named Wooly (short for Wolverine). We are both about the same size, and brindle, but I think that underneath all that hair he's actually a lot smaller than me. He's really, really cute, but I'm cuter. We went to a restaurant near the house, my dad fought with the lady because she had a table reserved for Calvin Klein and his young male friend, and she wouldn't let us sit. Who is Calvin Klein anyway? Why does he get to sit before we do? He must own the other treat store on Bleecker. Whatever... after we all sat down, Wooly and I had a great time ignoring each other, eating bits and crumbs from the table, and waiting for the little pieces of smoked salmon to be thrown down to us. ohh geez! It was awesome!

AKC in NYC

Another great day! I saw a bunch of different friends. Peter the Pug, Henry the Welsch Corgi, Coco the mean Poodle. I also ate some cigarette butts, chewed on some sticks, chased some dirty napkins, peed on the entrance of Ralph Lauren, and now I'm just sunbathing. This is what I call a perfect day! That is... once I get my dinner and my mini bone treats. Hehehe